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…this is about the best sentence mix I’ve done. And that’s because all I had to do was cut the middle out of “fine-looking.”
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- jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
- and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
- and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
- meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
- and he is presently worth $137 billion
- and half of $137 billion is roughly
- $69 billion
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remember that male feminist with the sign about how he needs feminism so he doesn’t feel insecure for enjoying his gf’s strap on…Hero
here he is…. a legend
Our one true ally
Support Str8 Bottoms! He’s Valid!
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we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek
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I have so many feelings about this show 🙌💅❤💔💖😭😭😭🤯🤬😡🤣😂😍
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